More from the Idiot Files. :-)
It is said that every Governor, when he or she looks in the mirror, sees the next President of the United States. GOP Governors, having invariably run on anti-Washington Tea Party fueled machismo are being forced to comment on the rather stupid secession petitions. And they're all saying "No, that's not a good idea". Mostly, I think, because although they often play stupid men, they're not really that stupid. (Although Rick Perry does do a very convincing job - he might be the exception.)
There are idiots and then there are secessionists. I strongly suspect those morons are also Birthers.