I misread this on NPR's website:
I glanced at it, and read "Searching for 'The Particle To End The Universe". But my brain must have been at least slightly attentive because I had two immediate thoughts... The second was "Wha... Ah. Oh."
The first? "That's what Republicans call a tax increase". And, quite literally, an image of Grover Norquist flashed on by.
Biased? Moi? Nooo.... I assure you. :-D