In case you need a translation of today's spat between Attorney General Eric Holder and Representative Darrell Issa (R, somewhere in California), I am happy to provide one.
Here it is:
House Republicans: Jesus, fuck, man all we want is to embarrass you (and your boss, ha ha, forget we said that), don't you get that?
Darrell Issa: C'mon, man, is it too much to ask? Look, you know we're chasing this for no real reason, just give us what we want and we'll be on our way! (To the nearest Fox News studio! Hahahaha!)
Eric: Fuck you!
House Democrats: And the nag you rode in on!
Darrell Issa's lapdog, Rep John Mica, replied, to CNN's John King, this evening: Bwah boo hoo hoo! That horrible man is making us cry! All we want is a truth that fits our political ends! And he won't give it to us! The nasty man!
Got it? Good. :-)
And here endeth today's lesson in American Civics. Yeah, I know - the House really embarrassed itself. What can you do when blithe idiots run the show?