Just went to see "Battleship". I only need three words to describe it: "Pure, unadulterated dross". Or "Really, really bad".
A couple of folk actually left in the middle. I stayed because I wanted to see how bad it could get. I was not disappointed: it got worse. Random plot lines, characters that are not unbelievable but also implausible (not to mention paper-thin). Rihanna shouldn't give up her day job and whomever produced this movie really should try a different trade.
In short: I couldn't believe it actually made it to the big screen - it should have been sent straight to video tape, skipping even the "sent to DVD" stage. It was truly awful.
Do not waste your time or money going to see this movie.