Some poor sod was shot dead on the Schuylkill (school-kill) Expressway (in Philadelphia), this morning. As you might expect, it was the leading story on the news. The anchor for one of the local stations, NBC-10, told us we were about to hear an exclusive interview with the dead man's family. As these things are always about how wonderful the dead person was, and how they didn't have an enemy in the world, I changed the channel to another local TV station. ... Where they had an exclusive interview with the victim's family.
To be honest, I couldn't tell the difference between the two interviews.