SMACKDOWN IN THE SUNSHINE STATE!
Tuesday, January 31st.
Watch as two politicians
go toe-to-toe in the
Most Thrilling
Fight of the Century...yyyyy!
go toe-to-toe in the
Most Thrilling
Fight of the Century...yyyyy!
SlumberWeight Mitt "Mittens" Romney
will take on
ErraticWeight Champion Newt "NewtronBum"
Bomb, I meant Bomb:
NewtronBomb, Gingrich
in a
will take on
ErraticWeight Champion Newt "
Bomb, I meant Bomb:
NewtronBomb, Gingrich
in a
Fight To The Finish!
By the time this EPIC BATTLE is over,
You'll Be Wishing It Was ALL FINISHED!!!
You'll Be Wishing It Was ALL FINISHED!!!
(already! Oy!)
Extra! Extra!
Watch as WorryWeight Rick "Don't Google Him" Santorum
FIGHTS for his Political Career
and Relevance!
See CrankyWeight Ron "Dr No" Paul
Battle EVIL!
And try to Stay On Topic!
FIGHTS for his Political Career
and Relevance!
See CrankyWeight Ron "Dr No" Paul
Battle EVIL!
And try to Stay On Topic!
It's going to be the
Fight Of The Century!
(Until the next round.)
Nothing Will Be Left Standing!
Not Even An Electorate!
And Romney's checkbook.
Standing Room Only Folks!
Get Your Tickets to The FIGHT of the CENTURY!
Rain date possible if Florida gets wiped out by a hurricane. Fighters are required to pay and pander; if they don't do either enough, they'll automatically forfeit the round and will be declared defeated by Wolf Blitzer. Counting the results could go into Wednesday, January 32nd, and may end up being decided by the Supreme Court.
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