Dr Carolyn's verdict, er, diagnosis... :-)

So I've come to the conclusion that Glenn Beck is afflicted by cephalomalacia¹. It has given rise to craniomegaly² and a distinct issue with dyspoliticophasia³; he clearly inflicts anyone who listens to him with auralgesia.

And Michele Bachmann must have had an encephaloectomy⁴ done at some point. There's simply no other explanation for her.

Sarah Palin, on the other hand, is beyond any diagnosis. Except, perhaps, one of megalomania?

Carolyn Ann

_{1: Soft in the head
2: Big headed
3: Dysfunctional political opinion, rendered audibly
4: Brain removal :-)}